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Wanderer
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 Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:04 am Post subject: Anecdotes |
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| A woman sounds proud, looks fashionable, cooks delicious, seduces artfully. |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| I wonder if giving my dinner to a friend instead of my enemy makes any difference to me. |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:27 am Post subject: |
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| I used to go with my child to the playground for a walk: you drag a bicycle, a rubber ball, a plastic machine gun, and molds from the floor. And he finds an interesting stick and scratches the whole walk with it on the asphalt |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:35 am Post subject: |
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| If women are asking for more freedom, why can't we just enlarge the kitchen? |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:37 am Post subject: |
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| When you glue wallpaper, the main thing is not to have bubbles. Because we once took two bubbles... |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:38 am Post subject: |
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| Game: The presenter says some funny phrase, and the audience must determine whether it is an anecdote or real news in the Russian media. |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:39 am Post subject: |
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| What's the matter with my dumplings? I forgot to turn them off, then I forgot to buy them, then I bought them and forgot to cook them! Today the apogee - bought, put to boil, water boiled - realized that I forgot the dumplings in the store... |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:39 am Post subject: |
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| So why does the phrase "life is short" encourage people to do things that make it even shorter? |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:40 am Post subject: |
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| Each person proudly carries his or her own nonsense through life. |
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Wanderer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:40 am Post subject: |
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| An ad in the newspaper. A beautiful family needs a freak for complete harmony! |
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